Dear Spammer

Dear Spammer,

I am sorry I missed your comments in the Spam folder for so long. I didn’t know that I had more comments in them than my actual Pending folder. I knew what would be there and it never made sense, but this time I was in for a surprise.

There were 78 comments in my Spam folder and it took quite some time to check them out. Out of them almost 60 (yeah, yeah, I counted) were about diamonds. Actually buying diamonds. Now I know for sure you must be a man disguised as a spam bot. So let us get some things very straight. I think you got the very wrong blog. I am a woman. And a woman would have to be out of her mind to go and buy that big rock out of her own money. Why would they? I know my friends try to get one for their birthday’s or Wedding Anniversaries, while they got their husbands a good watch (the same old , same old). And I don’t count, because I don’t like jewellery in general. And I sort have an aversion to diamonds. May be if it is something in copper, you could possibly and remotely try to interest me into it. But otherwise, I am not interested. Seriously. I ain’t joking. Who jokes about Diamonds ?

Among the rest, most of them were about second hand cars. I know I write about driving and how rash and yet sensible I am (hey! I haven’t hit anyone so far, touch wood, even though there have been some near misses). But you see, I write about them because I have a car already. I don’t need another one, especially a second hand car. The one I have is already sort of a second hand one, except that I took it from my father (and so that doesn’t officially count). So I wouldn’t be interested in cars either, especially when I don’t have a bigger parking space now.

I know there were a couple or more odd ones and it looked like it came from some genuine people, except that they weren’t. Technically, I know the spam emails don’t really make any sense, that is why they are spam right?  So I was a little surprised when it was all about diamonds and second car sales. You really made my Sunday a fun day.  I am glad to have that reprieve from the usual mundane things I do every Sunday (like laze around reading my book, or try and think of something simple to cook , or to decide if I really have to clean my wardrobe etc etc… you know the usual Sunday thing) And yeah! keep spamming, but please try to keep it interesting and a little bit relevant.

Cheers,

KG

11 thoughts on “Dear Spammer”

    1. Just because you talked about driving, WP put this comment in Spam Folder !!! WTH!!!
      Oh my God!!! That is a big one isn’t. Safe Driving Nav!!!

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    1. Ha Ha.. That is a common one I guess. But I was surprised with these two this time and especially how it got dominated among others.

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  1. LOL! Too funny. I read my spam and think, you’ve profiled me? Really? Only an idiot would try to sell me high end real estate and diamonds. Now the referral to a criminal lawyer in every state might come in handy some day, so I’ll give you that one…

    One of these days I’m going to write some spam poetry. The poorly translated English can be quite poetic.

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