An imaginary discussion about my excessive usage of ! ,
F. Scott Fitzgerald: ‘Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.’
Albert Einstein: ‘There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.’ Clearly she looks life the other way.
Terry Pratchett: As long as she knows that ‘Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.’
Joey Santiago: Well, ‘It’s always nice to end your sentences with an exclamation mark, and not a comma.’