State your requirements correctly

My brother sent me this joke, which made me laugh so hard. Thought I would share it with you. Might be an old joke too, but what the hell 😛

Problem about being in IT. You go by requirements.

Wife said, “Honey, please go to super market and get 1 bottle of milk. If they have bananas, bring 6”.

He came back with 6 bottles of milk.

She said ” Why the hell did you buy 6 bottles of milk?”


He still do not understand why his wife scolded him after his reply. 😯

Trust me, we see this day in and day out at work. Unless you state it very clearly, it is so easy for people to misinterpret the requirements or take things very literally 😉

Those spouse jokes…

Just when I write about the incident that happened yesterday about marriage, suddenly I am getting a message with the jokes on spouses. Wow!!! some coincidence 🙂 But it did give me some good laugh. So here it is. (and yes I am slightly bored at work today 😉 )

A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out.
Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse!!!
[Shucks!!!! If only I knew how to respond like that ;)]

Always keep your spouse’s picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: if I can handle this, I can handle anything!… Superb Attitude for Life!!
[Awesome message. I like the way they said spouse instead of wife/husband. Applies to both]

If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.
[I don’t know about the first part, the second one I can guarantee]

Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body.
[Wow…major coincidence here…. must have been written by a man for sure. I will bet on it]

A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot”
[Hmmm!!! she is smart.]

Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!
[Chuckles…. ]

Best one line ad by a married man on OLX For Sale – Wedding Suit, used only once by Mistake……
[I seriously hope he did not just do that 🙂 ]

Listening To your Wife…is like reading terms & conditions of a website. You understand nothing but still click on “I AGREE”
[Really ? I don’t think I agree on this..but whatever !!!]

The sweetest msg –
Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace ur mistakes…..
She hugged him tightly……
[I love this!!!!]