Weird search terms

I don’t have many searches that lead to my blog posts according to my status page. Except for a handful of them, the prominent being my Baralikadu EcoTourism spot in my home town which gets searches in Tamil so it always shows as encrypted search terms, the rest are for songs mostly. But recently ever since I blogged about that ‘Beer Shampoo‘ (yuck!!!) I am getting search terms related to that too. But today I found a weird search. ‘Bear Shampoo’ – For the record I did not use anything like that. Hell, I don’t even know if there is any thing like it. Isn’t it illegal ? Nope, not in this blog. Irrespective of the fact that I am a vegetarian, I wouldn’t even out of utmost curiosity try something like a bear shampoo even if it was advertised. Not my thing.

The second is a little better than the first one. Among the superheroes, I like batman. And the only way he flies , as far as I know, is using his batmobile. So there is nothing to learn there (except may be to operate that vehicle). Other than that I guess all other superheroes (the ones I know of) didn’t learn to fly, it is part of their superpower isn’t. So I did not blog about it at all. But, I did blog about the song ‘Superheroes‘ by ‘The Script’ which I guess is the culprit. I feel really bad for those people to check out my posts just to see it ain’t that interesting at all. OK, the beer shampoo can be a little interesting if you like the smell of beer on someone’s hair, but definitely not the bear shampoo, that’s for sure.

Now that I have blogged about these search terms, next time some one searches for it, there will be two posts listed for the same term is it ?

Curiosity+Beer+Shampoo=Gag

Every time I come across this product either in the medical shop or in the cosmetics aisle in the super market, I used to pick it up, turn it around, check it and then keep it back and move on. Ever since I laid eyes upon it I have been curious to find out the difference of using it when compared to the normal ones. But I wasn’t very sure about buying one to try it. What if I don’t like it ? Don’t want wasting my money on it. I don’t stick to a particular brand or anything. Mild and less costlier will do for me. But a shampoo with beer ? Did I tell you I am a bit curious by nature? So imagine my glee (or surprise) when I found out that I could try it in at my parent’s place (courtesy: my brother) for free and then decide. I don’t have a very sharp nasal function going on. Thanks to my sinus and other nasal allergies, I can’t smell well. Unless it is very strong (odor or fragrance) I can’t smell it. That is why I can’t figure out if a person is too drunk (unless the person slurs or sways) or if the gas is leaking (which is a little worrisome) and I can’t decide if a food is good or not by the way it smells. So imagine my surprise, when I used this I sort of gagged because of the strong smell of beer. I know how the beer smells because even though I am not a beer drinking person, I have friends who drink it and I remember the way a particular snack bar smelled of it because they had a special beer they brewed in that place. I just couldn’t bear the overwhelming smell of beer especially in my hair. I know there is always this controversy about if the hair has a natural fragrance or not.  But even if my hair doesn’t have a natural fragrance to it, I don’t want to have a odor associated with beer or any other thing as such to it. Gee, the whole bathroom reeked of it. Yikes! For a second, I thought I would black out. It was that worse. But I should also probably tell you that my hair did feel nice after a day. It was bouncy when compared to the effect of other shampoos I have used. But will I buy it ? Sorry, No. Can’t keep gagging every time I use the shampoo now can I ?