This week has been very busy and full of action. I hope the dust would get settled by Monday. Well… getting married, even if it is only a civil ceremony, would do that to you I guess 😉
Yes!!! I got married this week. I didn’t have time to update the details about it. This was my T-Shirt which I wore after our marriage 😉 Obviously, his T-shirt said ‘Mr Right’. I got this one for us as a joke, a couple of months ago. And now finally the day has come to wear them.
There is so much to tell you folks and some of them are quite funny but I need to take my time for that. I am still active on WP, but taking it a bit slow with all that is happening on the personal front. So please don’t be offended if I miss your posts this week and the next.
Just when I write about the incident that happened yesterday about marriage, suddenly I am getting a message with the jokes on spouses. Wow!!! some coincidence 🙂 But it did give me some good laugh. So here it is. (and yes I am slightly bored at work today 😉 )
A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out.
Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse!!!
[Shucks!!!! If only I knew how to respond like that ;)]
Always keep your spouse’s picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: if I can handle this, I can handle anything!… Superb Attitude for Life!!
[Awesome message. I like the way they said spouse instead of wife/husband. Applies to both]
If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.
[I don’t know about the first part, the second one I can guarantee]
Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body.
[Wow…major coincidence here…. must have been written by a man for sure. I will bet on it]
A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot”
[Hmmm!!! she is smart.]
Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!
Best one line ad by a married man on OLX For Sale – Wedding Suit, used only once by Mistake……
[I seriously hope he did not just do that 🙂 ]
Listening To your Wife…is like reading terms & conditions of a website. You understand nothing but still click on “I AGREE”
[Really ? I don’t think I agree on this..but whatever !!!]
The sweetest msg –
Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace ur mistakes…..
She hugged him tightly……
[I love this!!!!]